Who hasn't had an EP in forever and a half and wears a mascot costume with thumbs?

This guy!

He doesn't realize that he's danced himself into a place with proper air conditioning yet as he traipses in, humming the Benny Hill theme song. But soon it's too much for the mighty Dumple and he falls over.

Mind helping him before his next mascot race?

There's a pile of marshmallow bags and melonade cans ( Read more... )

Here's someone who hasn't been in for a while.

"Wow, what great magic!" he says in response to the tinker toys. "Can I get a glass of waterInstead, he gets a vidscreen. Robot, something The Cheat-esque, or ( Read more... )

o/` Hello, email, my old friend
Strong Bad's checkin' you again... o/`

]strongbad_email.exe
Dear Strong Bad,
Why come you and The Cheat never go in Milliways anymore? Are you too famous, or just too busy?
Mournfully munful,
Austin
Chambersburg, PA

Make up your mournful mind, mister! Are you in Austin, Tejas, or this Chambersburg place ( Read more... )

There.

Out there.

On the lake.

From a tiny ice floe in the distance.

A cry.

"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

River's perched on a barstool, her ankles wound around the rungs. In front of her is a mug of hot chocolate, piled precariously high with whipped cream and foam. There are sprinkles of something green on top ( Read more... )

Two outta three On Point Kings surveyed recommend Milliways for their patients who chew gum. (The third shouted "I'M THE FLAVOR FIEND!" and attempted to eat the surveyer's clipboard.)

Anyways, they're here to belatedly celebrate the sabotate... um, sabotage of the Hremails. Much to their surprise, instead of Strong Bad's requested Swiss cake roll, ( Read more... )

Someone is, as per his personal vow after meeting one Jamie Hamilton, toasting marshmallows in the fireplace. This is especially amusing if you chase the fake!fish in the fireplace with your marshmallow, but that's beside the point.

The point is, he has graham crackers and chocolate squares and he will be making s'mores. And maybe he'll share, if ( Read more... )

River is settled on the floor of the bar, near the open lake door. She's barefoot and crosslegged, and the wall would be at her back if she weren't bent forward enough to rest her elbows comfortably on the floorboards. The breeze from outside lifts her hair slightly every so often, and ruffles the pages of the book she's reading ( Read more... )

PoOOooOoOOOOooOooooof!

Homestar has been poofed into Milliways once again, only this time in a wheelchair and bandages. He wheels himself to a table and gets a can of melonade.

It appears that his play date with Strong Mad is over.

He's never babysitting anyone who can throw cinder blocks again.